Our Story

Welcome to Lunar Visitors and Colonization Bureau, the most fabulous space travel agency in the Milky Way, ney the universe! We are your go-to destination for LGBTQIA+ space tourism, where you can explore the cosmos.

When you embark on a journey with the Lunar Visitors and Colonization Bureau, you are not just a tourist - you are a Queer Colonization Agent™. You'll get to experience the wonders of the universe while also spreading our shared message of love and inclusivity to every moon, planet, solar system, galaxy, and species you encounter. It is like being a space superhero, but with a better outfit.🌈

Our team of seasoned Space Cadets are ready to blast you off into the cosmos and make sure you have the trip of a lifetime. From zero gravity dance parties to intergalactic karaoke, we guarantee that your journey will be out of this world.

So if you're ready to boldly and fabulously go, hop aboard with the Lunar Visitors and Colonization Bureau. We will make sure your trip is filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of rainbow colored spirit.

Listen up, earthlings! It's time to blast off to the cosmos and show the universe what we are made of! That's right, we are taking our fabulous queer magic superpowers to space, and we are not taking any prisoners!

You heard it here first: we are here, we are queer, and we are intergalactic. We have got rainbows shooting out of our fingertips, sparkles coming out of our eyes, and a fierce determination to spread love and acceptance throughout the universe. 

We are here, we are queer, and we are ready to take over the galaxy! We are taking our rainbow flags and our glitter cannons and we are hitting the stars with a bang!  Buckle up earthlings because things are about to get fabulous!

Okay, we can't shuttle you to the moon just yet, but when we do, you can bet your glitter-covered behinds that it will be QUEER AF! We are talking rainbows everywhere, zero gravity dance parties, and more that will bring tears of joy to even the most stoic earthlings and aliens.

While we're working on perfecting our moon shuttle technology, why not check out the next best thing! Our queer empowering, queer affirming gear is the perfect way to show your pride, even if you're stuck on Earth for the time being. 

Plus, listen up Space Cadets: 50% of all proceeds go to LGBTQIA+ charities, so you can feel good about looking good and queer!

So come on Space Cadet, become a Queer Colonization Agent™, join the Lunar Visitors and Colonization Bureau family, and get ready for an out of this world queer adventure!